Woman in Critical Condition After Uninstalling Apps on Her Phone

A FORTY-ONE-YEAR-OLD mother-of-four is thought to be in a serious condition in hospital following an incident involving Apps she unsuccessfully tried to uninstall on her phone, it has emerged.

It is understood the woman spent at least six hours deleting a range of unwanted Apps before lapsing into a coma.

Spokesperson at the hospital told our reporters: “The lady is in poor health as a result of difficulties she incurred whilst trying to uninstall some applications on her Samsung GalaxyS3 Mini.

“We operated on her through the night where we removed a corrupt weather map, a deadly route planner and a voice recognition. Unfortunately we could not remove Google Play or Flipboard. Both these Apps are too extreme and difficult to remove. Science is not that advanced yet.”




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