Wetherspoon’s Cyber Attack Exposed Personal Details of 650,000 Boring Customers

PUB chain JD Wetherspoon became the latest cyber attack victims after hackers stole personal details of at least 650,000 completely boring fuckers, it has been revealed.

The hack has also stumped and baffled cyber hackers worldwide with many confused as to why an attack on on something as insignificant as a Wetherspoon pub could possibly take place.

Spokesperson and unnamed cyber hacker told our reporters: “The only thing we can think of is those hackers who hacked into the JD Wetherspoon system must have been young trainee hackers just having a laugh.”

It is understood some of the personal details extracted from JD Wetherspoon’s customer base included: frumpy taste in clothing, those who loved a meaningless conversation without music in the background and those more likely to only buy one drink before moving on to an overpriced art gallery show.




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