Wenger Will Spend £120m This Summer to Finish Fourth

ARSENAL are about to unleash a staggering £120m into the transfer market to make sure they come fourth place in the Premiership.

Arsene Wenger has already laid out his plans as his scouting staff scour Europe for players who will struggle to fit in for at least two seasons and enjoy their usual dip in form halfway through the campaign.

Sources at the club say the money will come from their high-end merchandise portfolio with the majority of the funds coming from sales of ARSENE MUST GO and WENGER OUT flags.

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