A FAT unemployed man from England who boasted he was a Brexiter, was found slumped in his chair this morning in tears after the Pound fell to a six-year low against the Euro.
The lazy workshy 45-year-old man who has never worked since he left school, told Dafty News of his devastation: “This is a scandal. Our government messed up again and it leaves us all out of pocket. Our Spanish holidays will never be the same and pretty soon they’ll up the Eurobabe Porn Per View Channel price.”
It’s not the first time the fat Englishman has been devastated.
In June 2015 he went on a five-day booze binge after discovering a difficult-to-understand article online that stated a memo from Brussels was to be thrust upon the British population in 2024.