CELEBRITIES, wannabes and attention-seekers reacted to the devastating news today that there is no such thing as social media site Twitter physically going into meltdown.
The news is also a huge blow to those who have aspirations to be an internet phenomenon.
Heat expert Clifford Blythe explained to Dafty News: “Newspapers are forever headlining¬†about Twitter going into meltdown every time something of complete insignificance happens on social media. It is quite frankly absurd because Twitter is a website and not a piece of metal.”
The news is also a blow to those who believe Facebook can go into overdrive and Google Plus can suffer a lockdown.