Twitter Cannot Go Into Meltdown, Say Heat Experts

CELEBRITIES, wannabes and attention-seekers reacted to the devastating news today that there is no such thing as social media site Twitter physically going into meltdown.

The news is also a huge blow to those who have aspirations to be an internet phenomenon.

Heat expert Clifford Blythe explained to Dafty News: “Newspapers are forever headlining¬†about Twitter going into meltdown every time something of complete insignificance happens on social media. It is quite frankly absurd because Twitter is a website and not a piece of metal.”

The news is also a blow to those who believe Facebook can go into overdrive and Google Plus can suffer a lockdown.

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