Trump to Drop Bombs on Meryl Streep on His First Day as President

PRESIDENT-elect Donald Trump has declared war on actress Meryl Streep after she called him out at the Golden Globes, it has emerged.

Sources close to Trump say he is absolutely raging at the Hollywood Goddess and has already booked his first self-appointed assignment on the day he officially becomes President by dropping bombs on her.

A White House source told Dafty News: “Big Donald is fuming at Meryl Streep’s comments about him. He has already declared war on her but he can’t do anything until he is settled in at the White House.”

It is understood Trump told his office he will award himself an Oscar just to ‘fuck her up’ then he will drop a nuclear warhead on the 67-year-old for being ‘cheeky’.



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