GURUS and real-life coaches have collaborated in a master plan that is bound to please at least 98% of the British population, it has been reported.
The ‘How to Trick Your Body Into Drinking More Alcohol’ manifesto has been released with very, very impressive strategies and blueprints.
Founder of ‘How to Trick Your Body Into Drinking More Alcohol’ spoke to Dafty News where he revealed some amazing tips on how to achieve the maximum out of life.
“Basically, all you have to do is to install a self-belief that you absolutely deserve a drink. There are many ways to utilize this strategy.
“For example, use terms such as ‘Wine Time’ and ‘Wine O’clock’. Those two work great with women in their 30s and 40s who clearly have a range of personality disorders and men issues.
“For men, all you have to do is be in a relationship. This could be a marriage or even just having a female as a friend. You can even make up both, just for illustration purposes. Both are a surefire way to make you want to take a drink.”
It is understood the ‘How to Trick Your Body Into Drinking More Alcohol’ manual includes a variety of techniques including blaming others for your sorry-ass life and even down to the crap weather and nothing on TV.