THE world of time travel skeptics were this morning left with way past its sell by date egg on their face, after a woman was seen buying next month’s special offers in ALDI - long before the supermarket giant had even thought about their offers and price structures for March.
The woman, thought to be a hard-working mother-of-five and who didn’t take up any disabled parking spaces at the store, was snapped buying a range of ALDI specials that included: cleaning products from brands nobody has ever heard of, a pair of shoes she’ll most likely never wear, a few useless ornaments, a couple of children’s books and at least twenty-four bottles of wine.
It is thought the time travel woman was snapped by a single mother-of six after she pointed her smartphone camera to take images of men’s running clothing to show her boyfriend.
She told Dafty News: “I wanted to know if he’d like the running gear as the prices was slashed by at least 95%. As I was just about to send him the photo via WhatsApp I noticed this woman, like a ghost, walking right through the middle of the photo with a full trolley containing next month’s special offers.”
An ALDI spokesperson said they were studying CCTV footage of the woman but are already convinced the woman is a time traveller as she is known to many of their stores up and down the country - buying offers that are not even out yet.
Meanwhile time travel experts say they have examined footage before of the woman in ALDI and verify she is indeed a time traveller.
In the summer of 2015 she was captured on camera in a LIDL store buying up all the Christmas offers.