THE government has issued a stark warning to the nation this morning after hundreds and thousands of buskers geared up to hit the streets and pollute the air with bad attempts at a range of cover songs, it has emerged.
The first-ever National Busking Day will see many unwashed, unkempt and unemployed loser musicians bombard high streets and precincts with many threatening to sell their self-published CDs to the unsuspecting public.
Terror expert Hugh Glamoynestein said: “This is the biggest threat to the streets of Britain since the Second World War. We expect tone deaf versions of everything Bob Dylan ever produced and we do predict some buskers will attempt to play their own version of a current popular song.”
Shoppers have been warned to stay clear of anyone standing outside a department store clutching a battered guitar with a small container that can hold about 60-quid in used coins.