Storm Frank Called Up to Northern Ireland Squad

WITH the 2016 European Championships in France looming, Northern Ireland are confident they have found the ideal answer to their striker situation after scouts for the national team were alerted to Storm Frank.

Spokesperson for the Northern Ireland squad said earlier today in a press conference:

“Storm Frank has everything we are looking for ahead of our France Euro campaign. We are in a very tough group so a striker with Storm Frank’s capabilities will help us immensely. He can be a huge asset and will certainly help us with squad rotation, that’s for sure.”

The Northern Ireland Football Association are currently working on a plan that will connect Storm Frank as having Northern Irish links, such as having a granny from Belfast, to comply with UEFA regulations.




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