Situations Vacant: Young Male Required to Help Police With Their Enquiries

Vacancy has opened up for young males aged between 18-28 to assist police with their ongoing enquiries.

Applicants must be willing and able to be interrogated under suspicion.

Successful applicants must have a criminal record and look incredibly guilty in an mug shot.

Applicants may apply to the address below but be warned: anything you write may be used against you in a court of law.

Chief of Police
Metropolitan Police HQ
London

 

 

 

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