Situations Vacant: Female Drone Splatterer Wanted

Due to increased overload of work and demand, we seek a female to splat drones in around the household.

This position is suited mostly for angry and annoyed wives whose husbands act like little boys and who think drones are a necessary item in a marriage.

The successful  applicant should be willing to confront  their husband’s or partner’s drones and splat it with huge force that the item cannot ever be replaced and the men in the woman’s life will be so terrified and traumatized by her actions he will think twice about ordering another one on Amazon.

There is no salary as such but successful applicant will enjoy immense satisfaction and revenge.

Apply to:

Future Affair Solutions
Marital Ruins, 14b
Freedomville

 

 

 

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