Situations Vacant: Armed Robber Required

Must be over-23 and a car owner. Experience an advantage but full training will be given.

The successful applicant will be required to carry out a succession of armed robberies in banks, building societies and post offices.

This high paid position will suit those willing to carry out hostage taking duties and not afraid to use a sawn-off shotgun.

Our package includes a competitive salary, your own working hours and a very unfriendly working environment.

Apply to:

Balaclava Farm
Old Bill Watch Tower
Geezertown

 

 

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