Situations Vacant: Air Guitarist Needed Immediately - No Strings Attached

We are currently looking for an enthusiastic air guitar player to execute a number of embarrassing and irritating duties that will infuriate people in public.

Applicants must be a complete twat, a moron, or be known as the local dickhead. No experience necessary as full training in these departments will be given.

Ideally you must be able to carry out a solo act…and play an imaginary guitar, too.

This position is suitable for failed guitarists, mature metal-head fat balding men in their 50s, and those who still own a Def Leppard album.

Send CV to:

Moron Street
Prat Lane

Loserville

 

 

 

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