Shopping Mall Tannoy CD Player Hospitalized After Overdosing on Christmas Songs

A SHOPPING MALL CD player in the UK was today recovering in hospital after overdosing on Christmas songs, it has emerged.

The CD player finally caved in after being forced to play the same songs over and over again since the 1st of December.

Spokesperson for the mall said this morning: “Our public announcement tannoy system crashed earlier today due to our CD player finally breaking down after playing too many Christmas songs.”

It is understood the songs that finally tipped the player over the edge was WHAM’s Last Christmas and The Pogues’ Fairytale in New York.



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