Selfie Lovers Most Likely to Die Lonely, Claim Experts

PSYCHOLOGISTS have claimed taking selfies could result in dying very lonely, it has emerged.

Top selfie psychologist Alanah Friendenheim told Dafty News: “Taking selfies actually diminishes the chances of living a long happy life surrounded by loved ones. The more selfies you take the more your life expectancy is reduced.”

The good news, however, is those who use selfie sticks can actually prolong their life expectancy and are exempt from dying alone.

Our selfie psychologist added: “The stick is a symbol of keeping a distance, therefore you are more likely to keep your friends and family.”

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