Self-service Checkouts to be Ditched After 98% of Shoppers Are Found to be Too Stupid to Use Them

SUPERMARKETS will have to fork out millions to get rid of self-service checkouts after it emerged most Brits do not have the brain capacity to use them.

A spokesperson for the University of Really Stupid People told Dafty News: “The idea of a self-service checkout in this country might seem like a great idea but in truth, most of the shoppers are just too thick to be able to operate them.”

The removal of tens of thousands of machines will cost millions but financial experts believe everything will work out after they finally put an end to a system unthinkable for Britons and sack the useless and clueless assistants who stand beside the checkout machines doing absolutely nothing.

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