Scotland Appeals For Emergency Supplies of Vitamin D

After weather forecaster caught lying about good weather prospects.

Scotland’s First Minister, Nicola Sturgeon, has begged the WHO (World Health Organization) for supplies of vitamin D to cover the country after a stream of weather forecasters failed in their promise to deliver nice weather to 5 million miserable Scottish people.

Sturgeon made the appeal after temperatures dropped with little to no signs of any sunshine breaking through the low clouds.

She addressed her party at a conference earlier today:

“We will do everything we can to bring those responsible for lying to the Scottish public about nice weather, but for now, it is important to bring in supplies of the much-needed vitamin D before the country plunges into a health crisis.”

It is understood the vitamins will increase energy and fulfil the daily requirements of nutrients that will allow the country to continue its massive binge drinking and heavy fat gorging that keeps the economy, low self-esteem and plummeting moral flowing.

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