Scorpio Horrorscopes for 2016

Love

Don’t expect anything to happen in the first part of the year and if I was you I would not look for anything positive to happen in the middle of the year – or all the way until the end. Your love life will stall; leaving you hanging on the unsecure shelf of life. In all, 2016 is going to be a loveless 365 days. Get used to it!

Life

If you thought life was tough in 2015 then you best buckle up tight because life in 2016 is going to be one big bumpy ride, my friend. Everything will go wrong and everything will be completely un-repairable. It is a sad state of affairs believing something good is gonna happen so stay realistic all throughout the year. You have been warned.

Career

Let’s face it – your zodiac is not cut out for a career. Just stay in the financial position you are in and accept your moneyless fate. If anything, you’ve earned it so just appreciate the little you have because in 2016 it’s gonna get a lot less.

All about Scorpions:

Emotionless, lacking in empathy, and having a complete disregard for others sees you as the villain of the zodiac. You are the least approachable of all the star signs but this is a blessing for everyone else because you also lack personality and have trouble dealing with your insecurities. Oh, scorpions love to wallow in self-pity. In other words: the star sign with the big personality disorder.

 

 

 

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