Scientists Develop App That Helps You Lick Your Own Elbow

IT has been a long-standing fact that human beings cannot lick their own elbow, but thanks to a stunning new App, we can all finally, after thousands of years of evolution, lick our own elbows.

Inventor of the App, Selby Newstein, told Dafty News: “We have an App for everything these days so why not have an App that helps us lick our elbows.”

The inventor also revealed he will be launching another new App later in the year.

The App promises to help all polar bears use their right hand.

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