THE National Health Service has announced all deceased will be able to continue using the benefits of their repeat prescriptions long after they have passed on, it has been reported.
Just like the new scam of leaving your money to charity in your will once you die, you can now get your repeat prescriptions free in the afterlife, it has emerged.
A spokesperson for the NHS told our reporters:
“You don’t have to change a thing. You can still get all the free drugs you want that do your body no good but destroy your immune system; carried onto another level of consciousness. This change won’t have any bearing on either phase of your existence as it will still offer zero outcomes.”
Currently, pharmaceutical companies are working on pills designed for those who feel ‘offended’ at anything and everything they see and read on social media.
Offer only applies to Scotland and all the scroungers who have decimated the NHS.