Man Who Died of Undisclosed Illness to be Buried at Undisclosed Location

A FORTY-YEAR-OLD unnamed man who died of an undisclosed disease is to be buried in an unmarked burial location, said an unspecified source at an unknown hospital early this morning.

The dead man’s family were told circumstances were ‘unavoidable.’

The brother of the dead man spoke to Dafty News earlier today.

He said: “Nobody knows what the fuck is going on. The hospital keep fobbing us of with a bunch of bloody Synonyms.”

It was reported the deceased man’s belongings remained in hospital unclaimed and unsigned for.