A 46-YEAR-OLD father-of-eight was said to be over the moon last night after TV judge awarded him a tenner after successfully suing his best friend’s wife’s young cousin’s sister-in-law over an argument.
The tenner, thought to be the only money the poor bastard will ever see as his wife, kids, grandkids and all his fucking neighbours dip into his benefits, said he was going to celebrate with a low budget special offer cheeseburger.
He told Dafty News this morning: “It was touch and go, to be honest with you. The case could have swung either way but thankfully judge Rinder favoured my side of the story and gave me this giant fuck-off cheque for 10-quid.”
It is not the first time judge Rinder has shown his compassionate side. Only last month the popular TV judge awarded a young 23-year-old student who suffers with low self-esteem and lacking in confidence, a two-way mirror and a pile of self-help books on How to Get a Fucking Life.