Louis van Gaal Hopes to Sign Zika in Transfer Window After Missing Out on Ebola

MANCHESTER UNITED hope to unveil a new signing before the transfer deadline closes in a few days.

The Old Trafford boss has come under fire for his team’s slack performances this season but by securing the services of the much talked about South American, the Dutch coach believes he could unleash some damage in the English Premiership.

Spokesperson for the club said this morning: “Louis is still fuming he missed out on Ebola in the summer transfer window and will stop at nothing to sign Zika.”








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