The man who became a social media laughing stock after storming out of the TV show, Robot Wars, following his team’s defeat by a bunch of schoolchildren, has told us how his life has become unbearable following his laughable hissy fit in front of thousands on the 12th of March this year.
“Ant”, a wallpaper shop assistant, told us: “My life’s in tatters” My wife’s left me for another man, I’ve lost my job after my boss sacked me for being a big tart and I get ridiculed by kids in the street who call me names like, “Tinkerbell” and “big girly twat”
“I’m now destitute and living in a cardboard box under the flyover. I’d have been just fine if it hadn’t been for those pesky kids”
Things were looking even bleaker last night as he was named as an odds-on favourite to win this year’s Big Flouncing Ponce Of The Decade award.