Jose Mourinho Could Face Stalking Charges Say Man United

EX-CHELSEA boss Jose Mourinho has confessed to sending the board of directors at Manchester United Football Club an early Valentine’s card, it has emerged.

Police were alerted after witnesses reported a well-dressed good-looking Portuguese man showing an unhealthy amount of affection for the English Premiership team.

The Portuguese supremo coach and self-confessed special one, has never hidden his desire to take the hot seat at Old Trafford, reportedly penned a six-page letter outlining his unconditional love for the club.

Our inside aide and leak source received copies of the document that includes:

  • Mourinho claiming he ‘can change’.
  • Declared to Man United that ‘he can be anything they want him to be’.
  • Swore he’d always love the club and would never leave them (even after just two seasons).
  • Wants to have babies with Sir Bobby Charlton.
  • Intends to whisk away the entire backroom staff for a honeymoon.
  • Promises to spend time with the club - even on Saturday afternoons.

Reports also suggest Mourinho sent cuddly teddy bears, chocolates and poems to the club’s training ground.

 

 

 

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