Joiner who has lived in the UK all his life forced to leave country after getting caught using Unibond’s No More Nails
A British-born joiner who has lived in the UK all his life has been ordered by the Home Office to leave the country immediately after it emerged he was caught using a B&Q product called No More Nails to stick two pieces of timber together, it has been reported.
A spokesperson for the Home Office told our reporters this morning: “We had no option but to order a deportation on the gentleman. He might have been born here, his parents and grandparents might be British citizens but everybody knows using No More Nails on a project is an absolute no-go — especially when you are supposed to be a time-served joiner.”
Officials say the joiner will only be allowed back into the country if he comes back as a refugee from a war-torn country and brings at least 30 family members who are willing to steal jobs or be capable of living off benefits.