ISIS to Unleash Deadliest Weapon Yet by Launching Ferrero Rocher to the West This Christmas

TERRORIST group, Islamic State have gone beyond evil after declaring they will unleash their most deadliest weapon to date on unsuspecting westerners this coming festive period, it has been confirmed.

An ISIS spokesperson told Dafty News in a political exclusive: “We want to inflict as much damage to the infidel as we can and we know of no other weapon than Ferrero Rocher. One box per family at Christmas should provide enough medical and dental carnage.”

It was first thought the terror group had plans to launch a series of anthrax but sources say after some rigorous trials the preferred method of causing as much untold damage to the west would come from a few boxes of Ferrero Rocher.

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