ISLAMIC STATE has vowed to carry out their biggest atrocity to date with a series of Jeremy Kyle reruns, it has been reported.
ISIS spokesperson warned the British public with a harrowing statement after ITV cancelled a Jeremy Kyle classic to show breaking news footage of an attack in Europe:
“The British viewers deserve better. It is not very polite and against God’s word to simply cancel a Jeremy Kyle show. This will not happen again, dear infidels.”
It is thought ISIS plan to run a series of shows showing single mother suicide bombers argue with family members and male terrorists denying they got 57 virgins pregnant to claim extra benefits handouts.