ISIS Offer £8 per Hour to Watch Hostages in Sickening New Babysitting Tactic

ISLAMIC STATE has stooped to an all-time low after posting sickening adverts online and in situation’s vacant newspaper posts offering babysitting positions in Syria, it has been reported.

Terror group leaders say they have no option but to deploy a babysitting service to look after their hostages so that they can go out on the piss.

The move has been described as the vilest and harrowing to date with fears they could recruit brainwashed British 16-year-old girls.

The advert in one local Syrian newspaper read:

Must be experienced in dealing with rowdiness

  • Reliable
  • Good communicator
  • Be prepared to sleep over
  • Good First Aid skills

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