Iran to Sue Britain for ‘Not Attacking Them’

IRAN has threatened Great Britain and the United States with legal action, claiming neither have yet to invade or unleash weapons of mass destruction on their innocent citizens.

Iranian President, Hassan Rouhani, spoke on national television where he made this statement:

“We, as a nation, demand to know why Britain and the US have thus far failed to unleash chemical warfare on our innocent women and children.

“It is unimaginable for our country to be sandwiched slap bang in the middle of our neighbours Iraq and Afghanistan and still haven’t seen as much as a harrier jet overhead or a few crew-cut loudmouthed dry navy seals on the ground.

“It’s not fair. Even nearby Pakistan have received a coalition battering. The lack of interest in our proud country is demoralizing and ruining our confidence.”

Illegal invasion lawyers say Iran does have a case but it could be years before any compensation would be paid out. By that time a new trumped-up terrorist organization, created by the US, would most likely be deployed in Iran.

Legal experts are looking into why President Obama has orchestrated attacks in 7 countries during a 6-year reign in office (Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Somalia, Yemen, Libya Syria) - receiving a Nobel Peace Prize for his troubles - but Iran still untouched.







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