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Incredible Discovery After Woman Found Living Inside Her Overdraft For 12 Years

Dafty News bank, financial, Money, overdraft May 25, 2017

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A TEAM of forensics has discovered one of their best finds ever after it emerged they came across a 38-year-old woman living inside her overdraft.

One of the team told our reporters this morning: “We can confirm a 38-year-old mother-of-four was found to be living and getting by inside her £500 overdraft.”

The woman has stunned financial experts after it emerged she has been living off her overdraft for almost 12 years.

Banking bosses say the discovery is most unusual as most people living inside their overdraft usually go over their allowed limit and get deeper and deeper into financial difficulties.

One banking boss said: “For this woman to have lived off her overdraft for so long shows she must have had an incredible willpower and nerve.”

It is understood the overdraft lady is the first woman to have managed her account in a healthy and calculated manner but banks have warned anyone else not to try the same feat as her.

Our banking boss source warned: “We do not condone any customer to have an overdraft and not exceed its limit. As a bank it is imperative we claw as much money out of your sorry skint arses as possible.”

 

 

 

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