I’m 53, separated, skint, and still ‘a bit of a prick’ admits Nigel Farage

by Dafty News

Former UKIP leader Nigel Farage broke down in tears under heavy pressure yesterday at a press conference by declaring he has no money and his marriage has hit the buffers. There was some good news, however, after he addressed his audience by informing everyone that he is still ‘a bit of a prick’.

A close aide to Farage told Dafty News last night: “Nigel is extremely passionate about his status as ‘a bit of a prick’ and vows to continue being one. It’s the reason he got into politics in the first place. In fact, that’s why everyone goes into politics.”

It’s not the first time Nigel Farage has broken down in public over fears for his personal life.

In May 2016 he was rushed to hospital with anxiety and panic attacks after a black man served him a pint at his local pub as he celebrated his endorsement of Germany’s far-right Alternative for Germany.

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