Hoverboard Users Urged to ‘Destroy Themselves’ Over Safety Fears

RETAIL giants have urged anyone who has recently purchased a hoverboard to ‘simply destroy themselves and leave everyone alone’, it has emerged.

The shocking request has sparked outcry among pro life enthusiasts but critics say the move will rid the planet of really annoying idiots and a safer place for normal people to live in.

Spokesperson for one retail giant said: “Hoverboard users are dangerous to society because they have a tendency to blow a fuse without warning. It’s like they are the bi-polar of skateboards.”

 

 

 

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