Homes Evacuated After Large Woman Found

EMERGENCY services sealed off a residential area yesterday after a rather large woman was found in her apartment, it has emerged.

The woman, thought to be around 60-stone, was discovered in her bed eating hundreds of pizza slices by window cleaners who were working on a neighbour’s bedroom bay double glazed.

The workers, hailed heroes, were taken to a nearby hospital and treated for shock.

Bob Hillcoat from the Dangerous Findings Unit told Dafty News: “If it wasn’t for those two very  brave men we could have been facing a very serious situation. The woman was huge and could have exploded anytime causing untold damage.”

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