Heavily-Edited Movie Classics. THIS WEEK: Rocky IV

 

Training Camp

Rocky: “Hey Apollo! You need to get your ass in better shape brother. Dat Russkie, Ivan Drago, he aint no bum of the month my friend”

Midway through the fight

Paulie: “He aint gonna make it Rock. He’s gettin’ killed in there! Dat lousy, commie sonofabitch is just too strong for him!”

Post fight

Rocky: “ADRIAAAAAAAAAN!”

A few months later inside a ring in Moscow

Drago: “I must break you”

BIFF! THUMP! BASH! SOCK! POW!  GNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! *Thud*

Crowd: ROCKY!…ROCKY!…ROCKY!

Rocky: ADRIAAAAAAAN!

The End.

 

 

 

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