HEAVILY-EDITED MOVIE CLASSICS: THE EXORCIST

MOM - My Regan just doesn’t seem herself lately, what with all that projectile vomiting and head rotating etc. I’d better call in a young and troubled Jesuit priest to see what can be done.

REGAN -YoU KnOw Me PrIEsT! I aM ThE FaLLeN AnGeL! LiCk My  C**t  aNd CoMe JOiN Me iN EtErNaL ToRmEnT!”

PRIEST - I cast you out from the body of this child evil one! Your vileness shall not prevail! Enter my body I order thee, in the name of Our Lord Jesus Christ!… AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *Thud*

MOM - Regan darling! Thank God you’re back from the domain of The Accursed One! Come on honey, let’s go walk in the sweet sunlight. We can grab a soda from the store on the corner on the way home”

The End

 

 

 

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