Health & Safety Fears After Man Caught Still Wearing His Reindeer Onesie

PARTS of Britain were warned of a hygiene scare break-out after a 40-year-old man from an unnamed town in the country, was caught still wearing his reindeer onesie, almost a month after Christmas, it has emerged.

According to neighbours the man hasn’t come out of his festive season costume for weeks.

Neighbours close to the man’s house alerted fumigation authorities after a strange smell of an unwashed man began to linger the community air.

The bad odour soon spread to other parts of town before the government decided to announce to the public of the imminent dangers of an aroma attack.

Spokesperson for the Regional Health & Safety Board made this statement outside a designated fumigation company headquarters:

“It is believed the man lives alone and has been wearing his reindeer onesie consistently since around 23rd December, 2015.

“According to witnesses the man hasn’t come out of his costume since then, causing an unhealthy and hazardous situation in his local community that has spread to nearby towns.”

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