Government to Enforce ‘Arsehole Tax’ on Neck Tattoos

TATTOO enthusiasts were today bracing themselves for a higher tax after the government announced it will implement an ‘arsehole tax’ on those who get a tattoo on their necks.

Spokesperson for the new tax levy told Dafty News: “It is imperative we introduce the ‘arsehole tax’ to cover the costs of morons who roam the country.”

It is thought the ‘arsehole tax’ will bring in a staggering £30 trillion that will cover the costs of looking after those who have half a barbed wire tattoo around their biceps.

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