Global Warming Crisis: Donald Trump Terrified of a Non-White Christmas

MAVERICK billionaire magnate Donald Trump is thought to be running scared after the latest global warming meeting concluded the United States could miss out on a white Christmas this year, it has been reported.

It is understood Trump is terrified the climate change fiasco could affect his dream of blanketing America in white only.

Spokesperson for Trump told Dafty News: “Donald has enough money anyway but he didn’t intend spending it on making sure the USA wakes up to white Christmas…in case anyone thought he was funding racism.




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