A 43-year-old woman from Maryhill in Glasgow claims to have seen the face of Russian president, Vladimir Putin, in the Cornflakes residue at the bottom of her cereal bowl last Tuesday morning.
Mrs Mary Cleese, a school dinner lady, told reporters. “It came as a complete surprise to find the face of the Soviet strongman in the bottom of my Cornflakes bowl. There’s absolutely no doubt it was him though and if I hadn’t rinsed the bowl under the tap shortly afterwards I’d have taken a picture to prove it”
Mrs Cleese’s claim comes just days after a vicar’s wife from Aberdeen reported seeing the profile of United Kingdom Independence Party leader, Nigel Farage, in a large blob of her husband’s ejaculate.
Source: The Morning Repaste and Cumblast Bugle