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It is understood British people will be so heavily focused on getting into lots of debt, getting drunk at Christmas parties, and revelling in the festivities, they will forget all about their team not being present at the World Cup.
Spokesperson for FIFA said today: “We thought very long and hard about how best to comfort the British nations after their expected failure to qualify, and we came to the agreement we should host the tournament right before Christmas so they will at least have something to look forward to.”