THE FEDS are believed to have cracked open Appleâ€™s tight security, sparking frustration and anger among privacy groups, it has emerged.
In a long-standing court battle betweenÂ The Department of Justice and tech giant Apple, the FBI claim they needed to hack into some iPhones in order to make a series of calls and text messages.
FBI agent Chuck McGarrity told Dafty News from a secret location: “We had no option but to breach Appleâ€™s security. Three of our staff required a late night cab, one staff member wanted to order a pizza and a few of the guys were desperate to check their online football betting scores. The only way to use an iPhone is to unlock a fucking tight password, itâ€™s awful.”
Meanwhile, Apple hit back with a promise of revenge by releasing another new iPhone - immediately after their latest release.
FBI say Appleâ€™s decision to release another product will cause the whole planet to give up on life and immerse into even more self-pity and useless indulgence.