Fan Throws Himself Off Balcony After Listening to Glenn Hoddle’s Co-commentary

A 29-YEAR-OLD football fan died last night after suffering co-commentator Glenn Hoddle’s long-winding metaphors and cliches, it has been reported.

French authorities rushed to the scene but the father-of-six did not want to be saved.

It was believed the fan was taking part in the typical Brit holiday extravaganza known as The Balcony Challenge but those reports were quashed after witnesses say the poor armchair fan could not take any more of Glenn Hoddle in the commentary box.

It is feared many more football fans will harm themselves if the ex-England player and manager is allowed to co-commentate on England’s next two matches against Wales and Slovakia.

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