In a report released yesterday, Britain’s Royal College of Psychiatrists has concluded that President Donald Trump suffers from acute psychopathy and that he’s also a dickwad of pretty epic proportions.

In a comprehensive 20,000 word study, the report states: “Donald Trump is suffering from psychopathy and has a mental state that poses an enormous present danger to those around him and to the entire world in general.

“Our findings also conclude that he is, amongst other things; a dickwad of pretty frightening dimensions, a jibbering cockwomble, a capering baboon’s arse and an out-and-out award-winning, comprehensive bellend of absolutely heroic proportions”

These latest findings come hot on the heels of a report by the RCOP which has revealed that ex-UKIP leader and far-right political figure, Nigel Farage, suffers from a rare form of brain encephalitis and that he also presents all the symptoms of being a complete and utter, giddy fucking arseole and an insufferable nob.

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