Donald Trump Favourite to Win Nobel Peace Prize

BOOKMAKERS have been swarmed with bets since yesterday after it emerged controversial billionaire Donald Trump has been made clear favourite to lift the coveted Nobel Peace Prize.

One leading bookmaker told Dafty News this morning: “President Obama won the award and he orchestrated 7 illegal invasions within 6 years of office. And, the man behind the ‘peace prize’ is none other than armaments manufacturer Alfred Nobel. If you don’t know what armaments means, it’s ‘deadly fucking weapons’. We reckon Donald can trump all of that without batting an eyelid so that is why we made him the clear favourite.

However, insiders believe Trump may decline the offer to receive the prize after discovering his name could be in the same line-up as a Mexican scientist and a Muslim philanthropist.


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