Dear Dafty

I just spotted a piece of copy in my local newspaper which bore the headline: ‘Man Pulled From Burning Car’.

Well call me ungrateful but the last thing I’d fancy doing is to stand alongside a blazing vehicle while the occupant, no matter how attractive, plays with my cock.

Carlos Breast-Pump

Alabammy

 

 

 

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