DEAR DAFTY NEWS

Dear Dafty,

As a loving mother of three young children, I like to give my kids a treat by topping up their morning fruit juice with vodka. I then give them a few miniature bottles to take to school in their packed lunch boxes. Their teachers say that they’re the happiest kids in the whole school but that they tend to sleep heavily in the afternoons.

Tracy Dell

The Pig and Whistle

Shoreditch E2

 

 

 

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