Dear Dafty News

They say that the average man thinks about sex every 35 minutes. Well, I disagree.

I’m a World War two veteran who was captured by the Japanese in 1944. During my imprisonment, I was nailed naked to a tree before being beaten across the chest and genitals with bamboo canes for well over an hour, and I can quite honestly say that throughout the entire procedure I didn’t think about getting my leg over once. Where’s the accuracy or fairness in that then?

Bill Vaginal-Dryness





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