Dear Dafty News

To avoid awkward, religion-based wrangles such as the furore we had in a London school yesterday over the girl banned from classes for wearing the niqab, why not equip teachers with a pair of those X-Ray Specs you used to see advertised on the back of comics?

In this way the girl’s face would be visible to the teacher at all times, making any claims of problematic teacher-pupil interaction spurious.

To avoid embarrassment, the girls in question could be supplied with lead lined bras and knickers to prevent male teachers checking out their tits and growlers.

Neddy Womb-Disorder





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